Hello, my name’s Alien Queen and, in 2014, I decided to come and live at The Bricklayer’s Arms to start my family. I’m a long-haired stunner and it wasn’t at all long before my two daughters, Willish and Flower, arrived. Willish is the landlady’s favourite which makes me rather cross. She likes her because she’s very soft and intelligent and she’s the only one of us allowed in the pub at night. Flower is extremely shy but loves sunbathing on the roof.

Next, I had Speeder and Berlin. Speeder is grey with very green eyes and probably the most striking of my children. However, I think it is true to say, she is not the brightest star in the sky. She spends much of her time chasing her own tail and falling over. Berlin is my first-born son. He is enormous, very stoic and absolutely loves being tickled under the chin.

Finally I had three boys, Duster, Shmurphy and Jacobite. They are tear aways. They hunt together as a pack then leave pigeon feathers all over the place for the landlady to clean up.


I do hope you’ll enjoy visiting my pub. If you need anything while you’re here, just let me know, and I’ll get the landlady to do it.

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